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alchohol lecture!

Flysure1

Active Member
An elderly man is stopped by the police around

1 a.m.

and is asked where he is going at

this time of night.

The man replies,
 
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.



The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."



The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"



The man replies, "That would be my wife."


The copy and paste Gremlin is easy to deal with if you review your post before moving on. In your Profile: Look and Layout check "Return to topics after posting by default." Then read your post to make sure it is all there. Simple as that.

fd
 
Whoops.I usually do check them--got a little lax. It looked like it pasted fine--it looks like it garbled when I posted.
 
"KBMWRS" said:
It figures that Tim would know the rest of that joke. :shrug

Actually I did not, but a joke without a punchline is like bamboo under the fingernails. :hs So I used my best friend google and it came up up with the joke. :bowdown

fd
 
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