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opentrackerSteve
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I
have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact,
more than you. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no
longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto-correct. I meant
"Wi-fi", not "Wife".
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I
have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact,
more than you. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no
longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto-correct. I meant
"Wi-fi", not "Wife".
