A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replied, "Yes - caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes,' he replied? I did two combat tours in Afghanistan."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes, an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles."
The interviewer grimaced & then said, "O.K. You've got enough
points for me to hire you right now. Our
normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start
tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy was puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00
A.M. to 4:00 P.M.,
why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer said. "For the first
two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
The interviewer asked him "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replied, "Yes - caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes,' he replied? I did two combat tours in Afghanistan."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes, an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles."
The interviewer grimaced & then said, "O.K. You've got enough
points for me to hire you right now. Our
normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start
tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy was puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00
A.M. to 4:00 P.M.,
why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer said. "For the first
two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
