FAILSAFE DRUNK DRIVING TEST

[carlizard]

THIS IS A NEW WRITTEN DUI TEST THAT'S MORE ACCURATE THAN THE INTOXILYZER 8000

 

[AzPete]

So.....I passed.....right?

 

[carlizard]

In your case I'd say "deny it even if they have pictures."

 

[Midlife]

Did someone say "it's time to start imbibing adult beverages?" Pete...was that you?

 

[AzPete]

Stert........who stopppppeddddd.....hic!

 

[KBMWRS]

What if I can't read?

 

[carlizard]

I'm almost positive that there's plenty of cops who would volunteer to read and mark it for you.

 

[Midlife]

I think the slip of paper is better used as a coaster for your drink.

 

[carlizard]

I think the slip of paper is better used as a coaster for your drink.

Or to keep score. "No's have it by 3!