One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
> "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.
>
> "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I
> bought it with my share of the winnings."
>
> A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
>
> Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
>
> She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought
> it with my share of the winnings."
>
> Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari,
>
> You guessed it:
>
> Her share of the lotto winnings...
>
> That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while
> she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is
> barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.
>
> "What's this?" she asks her husband.
>
> "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we??"