:
> * *
> *THE POTTY*
>
> *A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE
> HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES** **IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE
> BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR
> SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND
> AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.*
> *HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A
> WHILE."*
> *BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY' YET."*
> *MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY
> ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"*
> *BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."*
> * *
> *THE POTTY*
>
> *A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE
> HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES** **IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE
> BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR
> SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND
> AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.*
> *HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A
> WHILE."*
> *BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY' YET."*
> *MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY
> ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"*
> *BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."*