Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and take them back to their hotel room for a little fun.
After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn’t go as planned.
The first midget not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting…
“One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!� over and over.
In the morning his pal asks him, “So how was it last night?�
“I can’t believe how much it sucked,� says the first midget. “I couldn’t get hard all night. I’m so ashamed.�
The second midget answers,
“You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed.�
After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn’t go as planned.
The first midget not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting…
“One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!� over and over.
In the morning his pal asks him, “So how was it last night?�
“I can’t believe how much it sucked,� says the first midget. “I couldn’t get hard all night. I’m so ashamed.�
The second midget answers,
“You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed.�
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