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Most definitely politically incorrect, racist and offensive jokes

Q: How many muslims will it take to destroy America?

A: None, the liberals can do it on their own.




Q: What do you say to a muslim with his arm stuck all the way up a camels ass?

A: Having car trouble?




Q: How do you get a muslim woman pregnant?

A: Dress her up as a goat.




Q: What do you call a muslim that owns 6 goats?

A: A pimp.




Q: How do muslims practice safe sex?

A: They mark the goats that kick.
 
Hillary Clinton went to a plastic surgeon: "What can I do for you Mrs. Clinton?" asked the surgeon. "I want you to give me a penis" Said Hillary. "I have always dreamed of having one." "Testicles and All?" "Yes, Testicles and All" "OK" said the Doc, "But you should have come in much sooner" "Why, am I too old for the operation?" "No, but I'm willing to bet that if you had a set of balls over a year ago, four people, including U.S. Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens would probably still be alive today"

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My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship.
Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all!


I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like;
I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister...


A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born:
I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son.
The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said:
I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy
...not a fucking photo-copier.


I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.
I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.
I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough!
But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!!!
Women, I can't figure them out!
 
My wife came home and told me she wanted me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So, i fucked her four times and punched her in the mouth.
 
President obama is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees him and calls out, “Fifty dollars!�
He's tempted, but the price is a little high so he calls back, “Five!�
She's disgusted and turns away while Barack continues his jog. A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she won't come down on her price. “Fifty!� she shouts.
Barack answers her, “Five!� No sale.
About a week later, Michelle has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Barack. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Barack and Michelle together and yells, “See what you get for five dollars!�

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"FordDude" said:
President obama is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees him and calls out, “Fifty dollars!�
He's tempted, but the price is a little high so he calls back, “Five!�
She's disgusted and turns away while Barack continues his jog. A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she won't come down on her price. “Fifty!� she shouts.
Barack answers her, “Five!� No sale.
About a week later, Michelle has decided that she wants to get into shape so she demands to go jogging with Barack. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there. She eyes Barack and Michelle together and yells, “See what you get for five dollars!�

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Kanye West says that he will be the next Nelson Mandela,

Personally I support his desire to spend 27 years in prison.

fd
 
"70 StangMan" said:
"FordDude" said:
Kanye West says that he will be the next Nelson Mandela,

Personally I support his desire to spend 27 years in prison.

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Racist.
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Most definitely politically incorrect, racist and offensive jokes

And your point would be? :sarc

fd
 
"FordDude" said:
"70 StangMan" said:
"FordDude" said:
Kanye West says that he will be the next Nelson Mandela,

Personally I support his desire to spend 27 years in prison.

fd
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Racist.
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Most definitely politically incorrect, racist and offensive jokes
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My point is that maybe everyone should read that.
 
I don't care what it says, I'm offended and I have a right to NOT be offended, so you HAVE to remove things I find offensive.
 
Here we go again. Can we just get along?

Quote from my least liked person ever!

Mel

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"FordDude" said:
Kanye West says that he will be the next Nelson Mandela,

Personally I support his desire to spend 27 years in prison.

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That will make him a better President when he gets out.

racist
Someone who drives a race car for a living.
 
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