Olympic Turkey Baster Grip - Caption time

[cmayna]

This was just deleted from another forum. WTF???????? Should it go to Old Farts Lounge?

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Chinese Olympic wrestler Wang Jiao created a new wrestling move against the United State’s Ali Bernard during the quarterfinals of the women's 72kg wrestling division. The new move dubbed the Turkey Baster has set the world of women’s wrestling into a frenzy.

 

[blue65coupe]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

Pat?

 

[monkeystash]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

Ouch, that looks like a prostate exam gone really bad. :'(

 

[daveSanborn]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

This was just deleted from another forum. WTF?? Should it go to Old Farts Lounge?

My $.02 .....

If this was a picture of anyone other than a female amatuer/professional wrestler, I'd say to slide it over to the Grumpy Old Farts Lounge....

But since this is a female wrestler, face it, this girl is no stranger to this situation.... heck, she probably can't even feel it.

 

[cmayna]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

It lasted about 30 seconds on another forum ;D

 

[JeffD]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

SHOCKER!!!

 

[AzPete]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

I think that would make me pin the opponent even quicker. Gotta be a shock.....

 

[Fast68back]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

Soooo, sounds like we have our first caption contest in the making.........

 

[cmayna]

"cmon, just a little harder and that little ole wedding ring you swallowed will come flying right out"......

 

[blue65coupe]

"Squeal like a pig bitch. I said squeeeeaaaaaal"

 

[Sluggo]

Latest Chinese knock off, The Rotisserie.

 

[daveSanborn]

Don't just lay there... Where's my reach around?

 

[napaguy]

Re: Olympic Turkey Baster Grip

Pat?

Hmmmm I dunno guys I kinda like hands in my rear end so what else can I say? :-* :-*

 

[Fast68back]

I told you once, rub that medal in my face again and I was gonna stuff it up your A$$..............

 

[AzPete]

OK, just keep your hand/finger there until we get to the bathroom......

 

[blue65coupe]

"I told you NOT to change my name on Stangfix!"

 

[Fast68back]

"I told you NOT to change my name on Stangfix!"

Ding Ding...we may have a winner....

 

[Midlife]

Keep digging. Let me know if and when you find DaveSanborn's head.

 

[Fast68back]

Keep digging. Let me know if and when you find DaveSanborn's head.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better......

 

[daveSanborn]

I'm fairly certain that my head is firmly planted up my own arse.