Rant on anal retentive posters (other sites)

[Waffles]

Ahh I'm fully legal, pal.

Nah I dont really party at all.. no time to anyway... so no herp for me.


and how does waffles apply to herpes?

 

[beach pony]

Now, who's up for some mini-golf?


;D ;D ;D

 

[blue65coupe]

Thats just the excuse underage mustang owners give when they get caught sucking dick. :'(

I hope that is not spoken from experience. Change the "d" to an "n" and you got a new name!

 

[Anonymous]

Now, who's up for some mini-golf?


;D ;D ;D

The problem with mini golf is that you don't get to wind up and knock the shit out of something. That's why I prefer real golf. I'm playing in the "TOAD" tournament this weekend along with 45 other guys. We don't care who wins this tourney, the object is to not come in last place. The last place finisher gets a large ugly trophy of a toad that you must display prominently in your home. The winner will catch more shit than Midlife for the next year. Take it from me, you don't want to take that toad home with you.