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REDNECK LENT

Discussion in 'Politics, Guns, and a can of Whoop Ass!' started by FordDude, Mar 27, 2017.

  1. FordDude

    FordDude Well-Known Dude Staff Member Moderator

    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
    But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
    After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The priest sprinkled holy water over him.... saying, "You were born a Baptist; raised a Baptist; but now you are a Catholic."

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved.... until Friday night arrived. Again, the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard - prepared to scold him - he stopped and watched in amazement.

    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water... which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer; you wuz raised a deer; but now you is a catfish"

    fd
     
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  2. Grabber70Mach

    Grabber70Mach Well-Known Member

  3. tarafied1

    tarafied1 Well-Known Member

    perfect
     
  4. Mach1 Driver

    Mach1 Driver Active Member

    you're making me hungry
     
  5. rbohm

    rbohm Active Member

    i gave up lent for lent:D
     
  6. bacchus203

    bacchus203 New Member

    my new years resolution was to give up lent, and for lent, I am giving up my new years resolution. I'm fucked
     
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  7. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    And now you're 'Fixed!
     
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  8. bacchus203

    bacchus203 New Member

    yep, snip snip and I did not even have to wear the cone
     
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  9. 3175375

    3175375 Well-Known Member

    There is some sense to committing to a dedication.


    For example, I am dedicated to the Boy Scouts of America and also Disabled American Veterans.

    Some of the things we choose to support are priceless.

    My son had an Eagle Scout Court of Honor on the fantail of the USS Missouri in Pearl Harbor. I will Never forget that moment and always support the Boy Scouts.
     
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