Sunday morning humor

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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!!!!!

 

[Opentracker]

You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!!!!!

:rofl

 

[Anonymous]

Funny stuff, but in the end will pan out to be true!

 

[Gigantopithecus]

We already have a gov't proctologist, it's the IRS.

 

[lethal289]

:rofl

 

[Anonymous]

We already have a gov't proctologist, it's the IRS.

True dat ma brutha

 

[RustyRed]

It would be funny if it weren't true.

We had some friends over Saturday night. One of them was an Army Ranger till he went into civilian life. His wife was telling us some horror stories about why you never want to go to a military doctor based on her having had two kids while her husband was still in the service. With their youngest the OBGYN doctor was so bad she finally had to jump through a bunch of hoops to go to a civilian doctor instead of staying with the army one.