jims6t6
Well-Known Member
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf
cart. A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called
out, “Are you okay?”
“I’m okay thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself
out of the twisted cart.
She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while,
and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open,
revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I
don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now ” she insisted.
She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.
I was weak.. “Well okay,” I finally agreed.
After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked
her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know
my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better
go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her
robe fall slightly more open. “Stay for a while.
She won’t know anything. By the way, where is
she?”
I replied, “I’m guessing, still under the golf cart.”
cart. A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called
out, “Are you okay?”
“I’m okay thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself
out of the twisted cart.
She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while,
and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open,
revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I
don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now ” she insisted.
She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.
I was weak.. “Well okay,” I finally agreed.
After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked
her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know
my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better
go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her
robe fall slightly more open. “Stay for a while.
She won’t know anything. By the way, where is
she?”
I replied, “I’m guessing, still under the golf cart.”
