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The way that it is.

Discussion in 'Politics, Guns, and a can of Whoop Ass!' started by jims6t6, Jul 25, 2017.

  1. jims6t6

    jims6t6 Active Member

    Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to let one of you go.”
    Black Employee: “I’m a protected minority.”
    Female Employee: “And I’m a woman.”
    Oldest Employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.”
    To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: “I think I might be gay…”
    Boom likes this.
  2. blue65coupe

    blue65coupe Well-Known Member

    The only unprotected class is the white, heterosexual male.
    Grabber70Mach likes this.
  3. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    If he would use a condom, he'd then be protected.
    Mach1 Driver likes this.
  4. janschutz

    janschutz Corn Hauler

    Luckily I finally fall in the age discrimination class. I have been on the low end my whole professional (white collar) career.
  5. 3175375

    3175375 Well-Known Member

    I'm Norwegian- that counts, doesn't it?
  6. Midlife

    Midlife Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

    Only if you are a bachelor farmer from Minnesota.
  7. 70 StangMan

    70 StangMan Well-Known Member Donator

    Just wondering...what if any is the age of discrimination. I might need to go that route soon ?
  8. rbohm

    rbohm Active Member

    as well as being a gay transexual
  9. 3175375

    3175375 Well-Known Member

    Or North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas......
  10. c6fastback

    c6fastback Member

    After not receiving any grants for college many years ago , I told the financial aid officer that I was the biggest minority .
    I was a poor Jewish kid . She looked shocked . I turned around and left the office .
  11. 3175375

    3175375 Well-Known Member

    I will never forget the day my Dad told me that 'Life is not fair. The sooner you accept it and get over it, the better off you'll be' How true.
    FordDude and msell66 like this.

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