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UD for humpday.

Gigantopithecus

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Since Duane is slippin' on UD's, I'll throw a few out there.

Pimpledick: A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis.

Chags: n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmet with this disease is inevitable.
 
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