Piece of string walks in to a bar, and orders a drink.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here."
The string Says "Ok, I'll take my business elsewhere."
The string walks down to the next bar, and tries to order a drink, the bartender in this bar says "We don't serve pieces of string here, move on!"
The string is a little hurt, but he decides that he still needs a drink, and moves a little farther down the street to another bar.
He walks in tries to order a drink, and the bartender says "Get the hell out! We don't serve string in these parts."
This time the piece of string is real mad. He tussles up his hair, gets himself all knotted up, and walks in to the first bar he went in to, and says "Sir! I'll have a drink!"
The bartender looks at him real close, and says, "Wait a minute, aren't you that piece of string?"
The piece of string puffs out his chest, and says, "Sorry sir, I'm a frayed knot"
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here."
The string Says "Ok, I'll take my business elsewhere."
The string walks down to the next bar, and tries to order a drink, the bartender in this bar says "We don't serve pieces of string here, move on!"
The string is a little hurt, but he decides that he still needs a drink, and moves a little farther down the street to another bar.
He walks in tries to order a drink, and the bartender says "Get the hell out! We don't serve string in these parts."
This time the piece of string is real mad. He tussles up his hair, gets himself all knotted up, and walks in to the first bar he went in to, and says "Sir! I'll have a drink!"
The bartender looks at him real close, and says, "Wait a minute, aren't you that piece of string?"
The piece of string puffs out his chest, and says, "Sorry sir, I'm a frayed knot"
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