scedd
Well-Known Member
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddys are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddys are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.