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*Who Owns Israel*

Discussion in 'Politics, Guns, and a can of Whoop Ass!' started by jims6t6, Aug 2, 2018.

  1. jims6t6

    jims6t6 Well-Known Member

    *An Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations sets the record straight...
    *An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.
    A representative from Israel began:
    Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses.
    When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, "What a good opportunity to have a bath!"
    Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
    When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
    A Palestinian had stolen them!
    The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted,
    “What are you talking about?
    The Palestinians weren't there then."
    The Israeli representative smiled and said:
    "And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech."
  2. msell66

    msell66 Burning Fossil Fuels as Fast as Possible Donator


  3. tarafied1

    tarafied1 Well-Known Member

    those Israelite's should have a built a wall...
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  4. Grabber70Mach

    Grabber70Mach Well-Known Member


    Never argue with a Moron. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
  5. turq66

    turq66 Well-Known Member

    OK. Now let's play who owns America.
    tarafied1 likes this.
  6. Horseplay

    Horseplay I Don't Care. Do you?

    As with every other country in the world, the Power that took control and maintains it.
  7. turq66

    turq66 Well-Known Member

    So in the case of Israel the answer is USA.
  8. kb3

    kb3 Well-Known Member

    You must be a real joy to hang around. Why must everything be politicized by you? Can’t a joke just be a joke?
    Mach1Mark, Grabber70Mach and msell66 like this.
  9. turq66

    turq66 Well-Known Member

    I agree. With the first part anyway.
  10. Mach1Mark

    Mach1Mark Ramrod extraordinaire Donator

    Thats why football is one of our national sports . . . at least until lately.

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