daveSanborn
Active Member
WHY PARENTS DRINK
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the
fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the
passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves
and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
PS.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's
house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than the Report Card that's in my center desk
drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the
fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the
passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We
share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves
and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
PS.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's
house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than the Report Card that's in my center desk
drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
