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Wife looking in the mirror

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ko67

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So my wife was looking in the mirror after her shower. She said " just look at me. There are crows feet around my eyes, lines by my mouth, a turkey waddle under my chin, my tits are sagging, i have a belly, my bush is turning gray, i have cellulite on my ass and varicose veins on my legs. I am falling apart." Ever the supportive husband, i tried to be supportive and said " honey, look at the bright side; your eyesight is fucking PERFECT." The back seat of the mustang is pretty comfortable, but the garage is sort of drafty...

Kev
 
"ko67" said:
The back seat of the mustang is pretty comfortable, but the garage is sort of drafty...

Kev
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'cept for the tranny hump. I tend to just relax in the passenger seat, listen to the radio and drink ( a lot ) until I go to sleep.
 
"ko67" said:
"70 StangMan" said:
Kev
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'cept for the tranny hump.
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Tranny hump. Reminds me of my last trip to Vegas. Shoulda seen that Adams apple...
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Yep Kev...I lobbed that one up knowing you would spike it home. :thum
 
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