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[Gigantopithecus]

Ditka punch
To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggystyle very similar to a donkey punch however when striking the young womans lower back, you unintentionally break her spine.

tits magee
Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.

 

[lethal289]

:rofl :rofl Break her spine? :wtf

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Yeah, that's kinda fucked up, but I laughed.
Try a mental image of this, cuz I'm still trying to figure this one out.

mississippi crab dangle
A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.

 

[lethal289]

Maybe 4 people on a tractor.... These are great keep them coming. :craz :lol :lol

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Foscocity
1. The measurement of the speed air leaves an anus.
His gas did not smell but the foscocity violently moved the curtain behind him.

 

[lethal289]

:rofl

 

[Gigantopithecus]

franken-gun
Any firearm built of after market parts. Usually used to refer to AR-15's or 1911's/clones. Common practice for shooters who like to "roll their own" so to speak.
a: Dude sweet AR, what kind is it?
b: Its a Bushmaster lower, Olympic upper and a DPMS barrel.
a: So its a franken-gun?
b: Yeah.

fucktard contest
An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

 

[lethal289]

:amaz Come on jamie, you could do better then those! :beat

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Priuspism
{noun} Pronunciation: PRI•us•pis•m //PREE-uss-pîz-imm//
Commercial Term, Disorder, or Health/Mental Condition. (1) State of human male over-joy at ownership of a Prius vehicle, expressed as a -- perhaps phantom or assumed -- prolonged erection lasting over 4 hours. (2) Clever amalgamation of "Prius" brand and "Priapism" stubborn penile hardening condition.
SweetPete's envirofascistic buddy Dan raves about owning his new Prius SO OFTEN, that one would assume he has a permanent Priuspism in his REI convertible hiking pants / zip-off shorts!