scedd
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Three old country boys died on Christmas Eve and were met
by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The cowboy from Mudgee fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The logger from Gunnedah reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The old Narrabri farmer started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do
those symbolize?'
The Cocky replied, 'These are Carols.'
by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The cowboy from Mudgee fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The logger from Gunnedah reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The old Narrabri farmer started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do
those symbolize?'
The Cocky replied, 'These are Carols.'