scedd
Well-Known Member
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked Joseph, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself ....................................... not with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike"
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked Joseph, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself ....................................... not with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike"
