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A GREAT Blonde Joke

70_Fastback

Hell Bent for Speed
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked...

The policewoman replied,
"It's square and it has your picture on it"
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman.

Here it is," she said...

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
 
A blonde gets pulled over for speeding.
The cop says "Can i see your licence"
The blonde goes "I wish you cops would make up your minds.
Yesterday they took it off me and now you want to see it "
 
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