A Little Spanish For You All

[FordDude]

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My homie farted...bad, and I couldn't brief.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, theres not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
Aorale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha so I said harassment nothing to me.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey vato, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if juicy him.

I posted something like this a long time ago. Just found this one. Reposting never happens in this forum. :roll

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[abrahamfh]

Freakin funny dude. Good post

 

[jpyoung]

The difference between "pick," and "choose."

Pick: You have several options and you select one.

Choose: What a Puerto Rican wears on his feet.