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A male fairy tale

...will you marry me, she said no, he lived happily ever after shooting guns, drinking beer, having sex, blah blah blah. Remember, the west coast is behind us.
 
Hey, I just got this. Give us left coaster a frickin break :rant

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said, No!!! and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged, big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked chic bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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The end.
 
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