A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you
marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny
long-legged big-boobed broads and hunted and fished and
raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his
age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never
heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony.
He banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam
and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never
got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you
marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny
long-legged big-boobed broads and hunted and fished and
raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his
age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never
heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony.
He banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam
and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never
got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
