A nurses revenge----

[Flysure1]

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however,
the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his
crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't
told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three
wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off
Easily, if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
'Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over
last week.'

Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it !!!!!!

 

[Ponyman66]

I think it's ironic the subject was specifically a motorcycle patrolman. When I was assigned to the traffic division I investigated an accident one day where an Explorer had rear ended a pickup waiting at a red light . The guy in the pickup advised me when I got there that he thought the guy in the Explorer may be drunk. He stated the guy had really slurred speech and had been messing around with a drink he had been holding in his lap. I went back and talked to the guy. To make a long story short, the slurred speech was just how he talked and the drink in his lap was, well...IN his lap! He had bought a tea at lunch, spilled it in his lap and subsequently ran into the pickup.

While talking to the guy with the wet lap he kept telling me he worked at the doctor's office that the city utilized. I told him that was nice, but I knew the "city" doctor pretty well (okay, I have been known to be a little accident prone!), and it wasn't him! Of course he was found at fault and ticketed, though I kept the charge to the minimum and no points. Jump forward two months. While out on a training ride on the motors (I was a motorcycle officer), I had an accident. Due to it happening on duty, policy dictated I had to go to the city doctor and be checked out just in case. As I sat in the exam room guess who walked in?! Yep, same guy that was in the accident described above...the Explorer driver! I never knew the city doctor had a partner...yikes! He recognized me, turned to the nurse and said "go get me the BIG needle out of the other treatment room, the rusty one!" :hide

We had a good laugh and he was pretty cool about it. I didn't have a whole lot of choice when I investigated his accident due to some specific circumstances with it. You may think it's unfair, but I freely admit, when I deal with doctor's and nurses (and they're cooperative), I give them a break.....and THAT'S why!! :thu

 

[Epperstang]

My mother was a nurse at a small town hospital for a lot of years. She did everything from assist in surgery, deliver babies, clean up car wreck victims, etc. Her husband, my step father, was a state highway patrolman who was also on the volunteer search and rescue and other community services. Between them they knew all the dirt on everyone in town. Before the days of HIPPA I got to hear a lot of good gossip. Now they're gone so the pipeline is closed.

J.

 

[sgtjunior]

I had an arrest one time and we both wound up at the hospital. As I was getting some stitches in my head the bad guy was in the next bed in the ER. He was acting the fool pretty bad even though he was restrained to the bed. As the nurse was stitching me up, he was out of control. She looks at me and winks telling me, "he's next". She proceeds to insert the catheter w/out proper lube. You should have heard him yelping then. Within 5 minutes he was quiet as a church mouse.

 

[Fast68back]

I had an arrest one time and we both wound up at the hospital. As I was getting some stitches in my head the bad guy was in the next bed in the ER. He was acting the fool pretty bad even though he was restrained to the bed. As the nurse was stitching me up, he was out of control. She looks at me and winks telling me, "he's next". She proceeds to insert the catheter w/out proper lube. You should have heard him yelping then. Within 5 minutes he was quiet as a church mouse.

Do we even want to know what kind of accident this was that he needed a catheter..........

 

[Kats66Pny]

Do we even want to know what kind of accident this was that he needed a catheter..........

blue pills caused a 4 hr erection and he couldn't urinate? :shrug

 

[sgtjunior]

Do we even want to know what kind of accident this was that he needed a catheter..........

This wasn't the result of an accident, he was getting arrested and didn't want to be. Since he was in custody and needed medical attention he was brought to the hospital. Since he couldn't play nice with the hospital staff he had to be restrained. Since he was restrained and wasn't free to go to the head on his own...nurse ratched took over art

 

[Fast68back]

I had an arrest one time and we both wound up at the hospital. As I was getting some stitches in my head the bad guy was in the next bed in the ER. He was acting the fool pretty bad even though he was restrained to the bed. As the nurse was stitching me up, he was out of control. She looks at me and winks telling me, "he's next". She proceeds to insert the catheter w/out proper lube. You should have heard him yelping then. Within 5 minutes he was quiet as a church mouse.

I assumed it was the other party in the accident. I mean, your getting stitches in your head and he is getting a cath........

 

[sgtjunior]

I assumed it was the other party in the accident. I mean, your getting stitches in your head and he is getting a cath........

naw, the stitches in my head were from me diving over the fence and tackling the goof. I was much younger then :shrug