Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and
fishing trip..
Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down
and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go but, what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on
the fire.
"Wow man! How long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in
my chair and my wife came up behind and put her hands over my eyes and
said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
candles and rose pedals all over.
She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her
to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want!"
So here I am.
(Frank is a DUMB ASS...!!!!!!)
fishing trip..
Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down
and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go but, what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on
the fire.
"Wow man! How long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in
my chair and my wife came up behind and put her hands over my eyes and
said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
candles and rose pedals all over.
She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her
to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want!"
So here I am.
(Frank is a DUMB ASS...!!!!!!)
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