I was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite my efforts,I was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. And to my delight, I realized she was COMMANDO.
She saw me staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
“Yes, I’m sorry," I replied and promised to avert my eyes.
"It’s quite all right," she replied, "It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the vagina blew me a kiss.
I was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do.
"I can also make it wink," she replied.
I stared in amazement as the vagina winked at me
"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.
I moved over and she asked, “Would you like to stick in a couple of fingers?"
Stunned,I asked, “You’re kidding me; you mean it can whistle, too?�
It's tough getting’ old.
Despite my efforts,I was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. And to my delight, I realized she was COMMANDO.
She saw me staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
“Yes, I’m sorry," I replied and promised to avert my eyes.
"It’s quite all right," she replied, "It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the vagina blew me a kiss.
I was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do.
"I can also make it wink," she replied.
I stared in amazement as the vagina winked at me
"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.
I moved over and she asked, “Would you like to stick in a couple of fingers?"
Stunned,I asked, “You’re kidding me; you mean it can whistle, too?�
It's tough getting’ old.
