After the Office Party (another joke)

[tarafied1]

The names have been changed to protect their identity:

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

 

[RapidRabbit]

:lol

 

[Flysure1]

:lol I passed that one on.

 

[tarafied1]

so I posted one of your rejects? awe man... o

 

[Fast68back]

so I posted one of your rejects? awe man... o

I think that meant he liked it and passed it on

 

[Flysure1]

I meant I thought it was funny so I forwarded it to the perverts who send me countless jokes--(I read every one though) It was a good one, I am surprised about how many years some jokes and e-mails keep resurfacing. I don't think I had heard that one.

 

[tarafied1]

oh, I read "I passed on that one" I must be dyslexic. And yes I too have a barrage of email jokes, often the same stuff from a different sender!