A blonde desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes.After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "well young lady why don't you just do that!" Later that day on his way home the shopkeeper noticed the blonde knee deep in the murky swamp and a nine foot alligator was swimming right towards her,he started to warn her, then with lightning fast reflexes she pulled up and shot the gator, she then proceded to drag it up on the bank and was looking it over. Then she tossed it onto a pile of nine or ten dead gators and loudly yelled--"Son-of-a-Bitch, this ones barefoot too!!"
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "well young lady why don't you just do that!" Later that day on his way home the shopkeeper noticed the blonde knee deep in the murky swamp and a nine foot alligator was swimming right towards her,he started to warn her, then with lightning fast reflexes she pulled up and shot the gator, she then proceded to drag it up on the bank and was looking it over. Then she tossed it onto a pile of nine or ten dead gators and loudly yelled--"Son-of-a-Bitch, this ones barefoot too!!"
