> A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
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> I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
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> She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, shrimp cocktail, lobster patron, and champagne.
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> I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
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> "No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
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> I said, "Would you care for dessert?
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> I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
>
> She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, shrimp cocktail, lobster patron, and champagne.
>
> I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
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> "No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
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> I said, "Would you care for dessert?
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>