scedd
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a AustralianWoman,were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a AustralianWoman,were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'