This has been around but it is funny!
>>>>>While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom
>>>>>all the time he is there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his
>>>>>>penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and
>>>>>>tells the man to return in two days for the results.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news
>>>>>>for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
>>>>>>here, we know very little about it.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something
>>>>>>and fix me up, Doc.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to
>>>>>>amputate your penis.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion..'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery
>>>>>>is your only choice.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more
>>>>>>about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah,
>>>>>>yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we
>>>>>>do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always
>>>>>>want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!'
>>>>>>
>>>>>While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom
>>>>>all the time he is there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his
>>>>>>penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and
>>>>>>tells the man to return in two days for the results.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news
>>>>>>for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
>>>>>>here, we know very little about it.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something
>>>>>>and fix me up, Doc.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to
>>>>>>amputate your penis.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion..'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery
>>>>>>is your only choice.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more
>>>>>>about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah,
>>>>>>yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we
>>>>>>do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always
>>>>>>want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!'
>>>>>>
