Join the club
Upon reaching retirement age, I decided to retire to the good life in Florida.
After having little to do for a few months, my wife became very agitated with me.
She suggested I go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club, play a sport or get a
hobby. So I obliged and went out for a couple of hours to see what I could find.
When I got home my wife asked about my day and I replied, "Oh,
I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I
joined a parachute club.
"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
"You crazy old man, where’s your glasses! This is a membership to a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week for
the next 12 months!"
:lol fd
Upon reaching retirement age, I decided to retire to the good life in Florida.
After having little to do for a few months, my wife became very agitated with me.
She suggested I go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club, play a sport or get a
hobby. So I obliged and went out for a couple of hours to see what I could find.
When I got home my wife asked about my day and I replied, "Oh,
I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I
joined a parachute club.
"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
"You crazy old man, where’s your glasses! This is a membership to a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week for
the next 12 months!"
:lol fd
