Lady goes to the Dr. with a black eye and complains that every time her husband goes out and has a few they end up in a fight. "I know, any time I smell beer on his breath, I'm in trouble" said the woman.
The Dr. says, "I might have a solution, to the problem. Next time you smell beer on his breath, go into the kitchen as fast as you can and take a swig of sweet tea. Don't swallow the tea, just swish it around in your mouth, keep swishing until your husband falls asleep."
A month later the woman goes to see her Dr. and says, "Dr. that was amazing, it worked so well. Every time he came home with beer on his breath, I would go for the tea and he never laid a hand on me!"
Dr. responds, "See what keeping your mouth shut can do"?
The Dr. says, "I might have a solution, to the problem. Next time you smell beer on his breath, go into the kitchen as fast as you can and take a swig of sweet tea. Don't swallow the tea, just swish it around in your mouth, keep swishing until your husband falls asleep."
A month later the woman goes to see her Dr. and says, "Dr. that was amazing, it worked so well. Every time he came home with beer on his breath, I would go for the tea and he never laid a hand on me!"
Dr. responds, "See what keeping your mouth shut can do"?
