Subject: Truckers Breakfast
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and
Placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat
Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
Running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not want-
Ing to appear stupid, went to the kitchen
And said to the cook, 'This guy out there
Just ordered three flat tires, a pair of head-
Lights and a pair of running boards.....
What does he think this place is, an auto
Parts store?'
'No,' the cook said.. 'Three flat tires ...
Mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights..
Is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of
Running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought
About it for a moment and then spooned
Up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
Customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for
Blondie?'
I LOVE THIS ONE..........
'She replied, 'I thought while you were
Waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
Running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and
Placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat
Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
Running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not want-
Ing to appear stupid, went to the kitchen
And said to the cook, 'This guy out there
Just ordered three flat tires, a pair of head-
Lights and a pair of running boards.....
What does he think this place is, an auto
Parts store?'
'No,' the cook said.. 'Three flat tires ...
Mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights..
Is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of
Running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought
About it for a moment and then spooned
Up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
Customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for
Blondie?'
I LOVE THIS ONE..........
'She replied, 'I thought while you were
Waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
Running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN
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