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Blonde jokes

70_Fastback

Hell Bent for Speed
One blonde takes her car into the body shop to get hail dents removed. The shop owner, wanting a good laugh, tells her to go home and blow real hard in the exhaust pipe.

Hours later, the roommate (blonde, of course) comes home to a very tired and breathless friend. What's up, she asks.

When told about what the bodyman told her, the roommate rolled her eyes and said "you must be an idiot, you didn't roll the windows...
 
Blonde's car breaks down, she gets it towed to the shop and soon the mechanic has it running like new. She asks "What was wrong with it?"

Mechanic replies "ahh just crap in the carborator" pointing to the carb. The blonde then says "well how often do i have to do that?"
 
"Teebone" said:
same lame jokes as the VMF... :nta

What...?

I don't frequent there much anymore so I don't keep tabs on the "lame" jokes.... so except my apologies.

Or...


:stfu



Your choice... :craz
 
Blonde password

During a recent password audit at a company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
 
A little known fact....

In 1987 the National Highway Safety and Transportation Ageny (NHSTA) considered regulations banning newly manufactured automobiles from having the headlight hi/low beam switch mounted on a lever on the steering column. Earlier model year vehicles had the headlight hi/low beam switch located on the floorboard (just like in our classic Mustangs). After a two year study the NHSTA determined that all accidents attributed to the relocation of the switch were the result of blonde women getting their left foot stuck in the steering wheel while trying to activate the column mounted switch and they quitely abandoned their pursuit of the new regulation.
 
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one. 'She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said 'Of course, it's right there.'
















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