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napaguy

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Dave,
I have a friend that ran out of body soap the other week and used his wife's shower gell instead...problem is my friend really likes the shower gell now...is that gay?
 
Definitely... and what's even gayer is that he discussed/you know another man's shower habits...

"What happens in the shower, stays in the shower" :headac
 
"RustyRed" said:
Please ask him to send in his man card for immediate destruction, it's permanently revoked.
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You can get your man card back by:

1. Go kill and clean an animal.

2. Cook animal killed in prior step over a real wood fire.

3. Drink a large beverage and let out a burp that you neighbors can here in their house.

4. Use Lava or Go-Jo to remove effects of stupid shower gel.
 
"janschutz" said:
You can get your man card back by:

1. Go kill and clean an animal.

2. Cook animal killed in prior step over a real wood fire.

3. Drink a large beverage and let out a burp that you neighbors can here in their house.

4. Use Lava or Go-Jo to remove effects of stupid shower gel.
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you forgot about farting loudly in public, then asking others around you "did it sound all right??"
 
"SELLERSRODSHOP" said:
you forgot about farting loudly in public, then asking others around you "did it sound all right??"
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If your using shower gel, the fart may not be heard by anyone...
 
I would rather go dirty or just use water instead of using women's bodywash..

What if you had to go outdoors and bumped into a business associate? another man? another human?
 
"Johnny M" said:
I would rather go dirty or just use water instead of using women's bodywash..

What if you had to go outdoors and bumped into a business associate? another man? another human?
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You lie. Say you were shacked up with 6 women at once and their scent(s) must have absorbed into your skin via osmosis.
 
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