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Breasts or legs ??

Flysure1

Active Member
A very attractive lady came up to me last night and asked "do you like breasts or legs"
I looked at her and replied I actually prefer a "shaved snatch"



The police told me I could never go to that K.F.C. again !!!
 
:yah
Reminds me of the time a friend, my brother and I were out riding for the weekend. We were having dinner at a nice little place. It was quite nice. They had pizza. Waitress came over to take the order...my brother orders up a combo of some sort and then with a straight face asks her "Could you hold the salami". My friend and I almost fell on the floor laughing. We told him he could have phrased that a little differently. It became the running joke ever since.
 
I was in a bar years ago and actually heard/saw this---guy walks up to decent looking gal and asks if she would like to dance?, she turned to him and gave him a shitty look and said I don't think so, the guy just looked her straight in the face and said I guess a blowjob is out of the question then? I nearly fell off my chair laughing!!
 
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