A Californian is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote
jumps out and attacks dog.
1. Californian starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and
then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends
$200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.
3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing
it for diseases.
4. Californian goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services
conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous
animals.
6. California spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.
7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle
rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
8. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
An Arizonan is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps
out and attacks dog.
1. Arizonan shoots coyote and keeps jogging.
Arizonan has spent about $0.80 on a Hydrashok JHP .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.
Buzzards eat dead coyote. Problem Solved.
Anyone wonder why California is broke????
This story might have been about Texas, Utah or at a point long ago, New
Mexico, but Arizona is showing they have a bit more gumption lately, so
there you go.
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jumps out and attacks dog.
1. Californian starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and
then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends
$200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.
3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing
it for diseases.
4. Californian goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services
conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous
animals.
6. California spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.
7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle
rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
8. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
An Arizonan is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps
out and attacks dog.
1. Arizonan shoots coyote and keeps jogging.
Arizonan has spent about $0.80 on a Hydrashok JHP .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.
Buzzards eat dead coyote. Problem Solved.
Anyone wonder why California is broke????
This story might have been about Texas, Utah or at a point long ago, New
Mexico, but Arizona is showing they have a bit more gumption lately, so
there you go.
.
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