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3175375

3175375

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A man and a woman recently went through courting, got engaged and were married.

During the first night after returning from their Honeymoon, the man said 'Can you go make me some coffee?'

The wife stated that it was not her duty to do that. The Husband asked again and she continued. It is not my responsibility.

He was perplexed. He asked why she thought it was not of her concern.

She said ' It is right here in the Bible. There is an entire book on the topic. It is titled HeBrews.

Steven
 
You have the entirety of the internet from which to supply us jokes and you picked that one? Gotta up your game, man!
 
Ok here you go:

Ole goes to his doctor and complains that every morning he has a huge bowel movement at 6AM. The doctor says that is very normal.

Ole thinks for a moment n then says, 'yes but I wake up at 7'
 
3175375 said:
Ok here you go:

Ole goes to his doctor and complains that every morning he has a huge bowel movement at 6AM. The doctor says that is very normal.

Ole thinks for a moment n then says, 'yes but I wake up at 7'
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Strike two . . .
 
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.

"Kenny," he says.

"And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.

"I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- what happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State?”

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary tells the students that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says,

"Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?”

A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.

"Johnny," he says.

"What is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- whatever happened to that six billion dollars that went missing while you were Secretary of State? "Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? "And, fifth -- where's Kenny"?
 
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