Colonoscopy Sweepstakes !!

[cmayna]

I just signed up :thu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvRFRMJf ... r_embedded

 

[180 Out]

Oh great, fly to New York and check into a luxury hotel so you can spend 24 hours *not* eating, and sitting on the crapper. For those who have not had the pleasure, this is the central experience of a colonoscopy, that you must spend the previous day guzzling an industrial strength laxative so powerful you must fit seatbelts to your commode to avoid a launch into low earth orbit. The procedure itself is similar to taking a nap.

 

[KBMWRS]

I think its how they recycle industrial waste.

 

[Ponyman66]

Would it be taken the wrong way if I were to say, I think I'll "pass"?! LOL

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Re: Re: Colonoscopy Sweepstakes !!

Oh great, fly to New York and check into a luxury hotel so you can spend 24 hours *not* eating, and sitting on the crapper. For those who have not had the pleasure, this is the central experience of a colonoscopy, that you must spend the previous day guzzling an industrial strength laxative so powerful you must fit seatbelts to your commode to avoid a launch into low earth orbit. The procedure itself is similar to taking a nap.

Hahaha. All true. The crap I had to drink tasted like margarita mix, concocted from Satan's personal bartender.

 

[JeffTepper]

Ahhhh so you chose the lime flavored draino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JeffTepper]

For those of you unitiated guys and gals, this might help you visualize the procedure.....................................

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Re: Re: Colonoscopy Sweepstakes !!

Ahhhh so you chose the lime flavored draino!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, and to make matters worse, I had to water it down by half just to be able to drink it without puking. I ended up having to drink twice the amount. After all that, coughing meant a trip to the bathroom to avoid possible surprises.

 

[blu67]

Yeah, mine was akin to going down to the Santa Monica pier, sticking a straw into the water under the boardwalk and just start sucking.
Surely with America's geniuses, they could think up something that tastes better but gives the same results...