conversation with my wife

[blue65coupe]

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

 

[Fast68back]

Damn, thats where I went wrong, I asked about proctologist.......

 

[Anonymous]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :wor

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Nice.

 

[cmayna]

Now Dats good chit !!

 

[AtlantaSteve]

Alright, this is the password protected forum...I'm going to take it really low:

Jim Florentine, a standup comic, has a twist on this joke in his routine.

I can't find it quoted or the video so I'll paraphrase...

"I was trying to get some out of my girlfriend the other night and she was all, "Not tonight, I just started my period."

So I said "Yeah, well, you're not bleeding from your mouth are ya?...

...Cause you will be in about 5 seconds if you don't get down there!!"

 

[blue65coupe]

Just spit coffee on my monitor.

 

[Anonymous]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[beach pony]

Alright, this is the password protected forum...I'm going to take it really low:

Jim Florentine, a standup comic, has a twist on this joke in his routine.

I can't find it quoted or the video so I'll paraphrase...

"I was trying to get some out of my girlfriend the other night and she was all, "Not tonight, I just started my period."

So I said "Yeah, well, you're not bleeding from your mouth are ya?...

...Cause you will be in about 5 seconds if you don't get down there!!"


Now THAT's some funny shit right there!


Honey, we need to talk. :nice