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Credit for time served and good behavior has set me free!

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I Don't Care. Do you?
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Yeah. Not really. But I am back. Needed to take a bit of a sabbatical. Take care of some stuff. Sorry to those in the Fix Fantasy League. Make it up to all this season with a bigger and better experience if you're still willing.

Anyway, back to the fun.

What's new? I suppose old {.} is still the site's largest attention whore, right?
 
70 StangMan said:
Ummm....read his Cancer fight post.
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I assume you are referencing my comment about him. Relax, I have remained in contact with our pal all this time. Fully aware of his situation. Just because he is temporarily sick doesn't mean he can't be harassed. I can tell you he hasn't spared me any barbs in our exchanges.
Here's the reality. I know for a fact he is just sitting on his ass while his poor wife caters to his every need. Let's him spend ridiculous sums of money on his second rate "race" car. And then I see here you guys are fulfilling his deviant requests for pictures of scantily clad women and such. Since when is everyone so nice to Mark? I mean who else has a smiley here just to make fun of them?

I think i may have stumbled into an alternate universe...
 
Resistance is futile...you have been assimilated into the World of Unreality.

Welcome back to the show that never ends.
 
Nice to see that your wife has temporally given you your balls back. Wondered if that was ever gonna happen!

As far as my situation, you know you'd rather be a kept man and catered to every moment like me. It's OK to admit it.
 
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes away a tear from his eye. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.... "Why are you down here at this time of night!?"
The husband looks up from his drink, "It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met." She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15," he said solemnly. Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses.......
The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?" "I remember that, too" she replied softly... He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today."
 
msell66 said:
Nice to see that your wife has temporally given you your balls back. Wondered if that was ever gonna happen!

As far as my situation, you know you'd rather be a kept man and catered to every moment like me. It's OK to admit it.
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Temporary or not, I'm making the best of it.
 
Yeah, I missed you guys and this place too. As far as my car goes, it is moving along. Not a lot done on her the past couple months due more to my travel schedule than the cold. I'm pretty much on the road 4-5 days every week anymore for work. Makes it hard to find time in the garage. Feel guilty working on the car instead of being with the family. Still on track to hit the street before summer though.
 
blue65coupe said:
Terry finally got a break from Hillary's campaign trail.
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Oh I'm working the campaign alright

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