Dave, do you certify these shirts?

[Jonk67]

Dave, what is it exactly you do to these shirts, or should I not ask? :scar

Rugged poly/cotton crew shirts featuring a sanbornized and wrinkle-free finish. Available in red, blue or black with gray chest panel or white with gray chest panel and blue striping.

http://www.speedwaymotors.com/Safety-Racing-Crew-Shirt,2464.html
Jon

 

[Sluggo]

I think he blows goo on them.

 

[janschutz]

Shop rags! :craz

 

[70_Fastback]

I think he blows goo on them.

I think they would have a target on the back of them then...

 

[daveSanborn]

The "sanbornized" finish I assume must have something to do with the shirt's ability to repel dripping pizza grease, which is a coveted feature since most shirts that I buy/wear without this feature are ultimately ruined immediately after eating pizza.

 

[SELLERSRODSHOP]

The "sanbornized" finish I assume must have something to do with the shirt's ability to repel dripping pizza grease, which is a coveted feature since most shirts that I buy/wear without this feature are ultimately ruined immediately after eating pizza.

my first thought was "hmm, i would think the spilled beer would wash out the pizza grease..." then, after pondering further, i came to the conclusion that "dave might wear the pizza, but i'll bet he doesn't spill a drop of the beer"

 

[RustyRed]

Maybe it repels Diet Pepsi spills or is it Diet Coke, can't recall....

 

[daveSanborn]

Diet Pepsi