Dave, I need some advice.....

[David67]

Since I am getting married in 2 weeks, my best man (my brother) is taking me and two of my friends to Vegas for my bachelor party/ weekend on the 13th and 14th? Any ideas on what to do???

I am not planning on doing the hangover thing but hell it would make it memorable. :lol

 

[FordDude]

Just remember one thing. :scar What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. :lol Have a good time on your last bachelor weekend. bj ep bj ep And if you do not get yourself a lap dance then turn in your Man Card. Not sure if Lost Wages is the place to go, not too many topless places to visit. :craz

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[beach pony]

Looks to me like you really don't need Dave's advice anymore! Have fun in Vegas!

 

[scedd]

And remember to get married late in the afternoon.
That way if it doesnt work out, you havent wasted the whole day

 

[BobV]

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[David67]

You know I don't really care if I get a lap dance. I have been to many strip clubs and it doesn't do anything for me. Oh wow a lap dance.... It will probably happen but I rather get drunk happy with my friends, and do other manly stuff like go target practicing, and off roading.

I also writing this if a certain (bride) decides to get online and look at the forum. There will be no pictures taken during this event. Strip clubs are just a waste of money!!! You can look but you can't touch.

 

[Horseplay]

Well not exactly "manly" (you'll actually probably...not "prolly"... scream like a little girl), a ride on the Stratisphere will definitely be something you will never forget. It's especially fun when you've had a few. Never fails that the manliest guy in the group will be the first to break.

 

[FordDude]

You know I don't really care if I get a lap dance. I have been to many strip clubs and it doesn't do anything for me. Oh wow a lap dance.... It will probably happen but I rather get drunk happy with my friends, and do other manly stuff like go target practicing, and off roading.

I also writing this if a certain (bride) decides to get online and look at the forum. There will be no pictures taken during this event. Strip clubs are just a waste of money!!! You can look but you can't touch.

Dave all that I can say is

but what I should really say is

:lol good luck with the story. :craz fd

 

[daveSanborn]

Any ideas on what to do???

Yep, definitely.

Have as much sex with as many different women as humanly possible. Use it not until it starts to bleed, but use it until it WON'T STOP bleeding.

Pay for it, beg for it, whatever it takes. Normally all you'll need to say to ANY women is "I'm getting married in 2 weeks and want to know what I'll be missing". If she doesn't walk away, she's in. If she walks, say the same thing to the next women you see.

While I'm not knocking marriage.... you're about to be getting your milk from the same cow for what should be the rest of your life. Do you know what the most beautiful, satisfying, sexy woman is after a few years? I'll tell you.... it's the SAME damn woman.

Man was not designed to be monogomous. It's not within our nature.

Getting married is going against nature. We should be plundering and pillaging every piece if tail within arm's reach.

This is your last chance. My advice is to take full advantage of it.

 

[FordDude]

This just in...

One of David's buddies just emailed me a pic of Dave during his bachelor party. Seems that he did get "lucky" if that is what you want to call it. :lol :lol :craz

btw Dave I hope that you had a good time on you last weekend as a "free" man. :beat fd

 

[RustyRed]

So what went down for you this past weekend?

It appears there may still be time with your last bit of freedom...my advice would be to run and avoid the marriage thing completely.

 

[David67]

what happened this weekend stays in Vegas