Dear Dr. Midlife

[cmayna]

Uh.......how common is it to wake your wife up in the middle of the night with a loud Buuuurrrrppp!

 

[Midlife]

Less common than letting one rip...

 

[cmayna]

uh.....the Buuurrppppppp is a ripper

 

[opentrackerSteve]

more common than your wife doing it.... Just sayin'

 

[Midlife]

I thought the Buuuurp was simply a prolonged burp, such as from drinking beer...

Did you know that you are unable to fart while asleep? Even snopes says so!

 

[Horseplay]

You two scare me sometimes

 

[6t6red]

Did you know that you are unable to fart while asleep? Even snopes says so![/QUOTE]
Oh yes I can. Unless someone else is stinking up my room while I am sleeping

 

[msell66]

You two scare me sometimes

Sometimes?????

 

[Midlife]

Boooo!

 

[70 StangMan]

Did you know that you are unable to fart while asleep?

Apparently my wife didn't get that memo.

 

[Midlife]

Let me rephrase my statement: did you know that you are unable to make an audible fart while sleeping?

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Don't know about humans, but my dog sure as hell can.

 

[KBMWRS]

Is this like the question if a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it........

 

[Ponyman66]

You two scare me sometimes

Be afraid, be VERY afraid!

 

[70 StangMan]

Let me rephrase my statement: did you know that you are unable to make an audible fart while sleeping?

I know that the results are the same.