A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons,
nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its
slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its
slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
